#elwood blues fanfic

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kiddos), sex in public (secluded area)

Song: Riot in Cell Block Number Nine-Blues Brothers

Ray wrapped his arms around me tightly as the audience cheered. The band on stage took a small break and Ray kissed my shoulder.

"Enjoying yourself?" I asked, turning my head slightly to look at him. Ray smiled and nodded. "Good. I knew you would like them."

"You always have good taste in music." Ray admitted, leaning his head against mine. "But I have to ask..." I hummed and kissed his cheek. "Does your love for the band have anything to do with one of the brothers looking like me?" I blushed and glanced back at the stage. Jake and Elwood Blues were just coming back onstage at that moment, passing drinks around to the band. "Ah." Ray said, smirking at me.

"Now wait a minute..." I tried to protest as Ray took my hand and pulled me over to the edge of the stage, close to where the boys would come off stage at the end of the show. We were covered in shadow and I could still see the stage but no one could see us. Ray kissed my shoulder again.

"Better?" He asked. I nodded hesitantly. "Good. Now we're gonna come over here." He backed me against the far wall, giving me a better view of the stage but hiding us further from view.

"Ray, what..." He cut me off with a kiss and I hummed as my fingers trailed through his hair. "What are you doing?" Ray started working on getting my pants off as Jake started to announce the next song. "Raymond!" I hissed as he pulled down my pants. His eyes shot up to mine and I frowned. His fingers twitched at the waistband of my underwear.

"I can stop if you want me to." He whispered, watching as my gaze was drawn over his shoulder as Elwood stepped up to the microphone. "Or I can keep going." Ray took my hand and moved it to his own belt buckle, making sure my fingers brushed against the bulge in his pants. I bit my lip and let my eyes trail back to him. I nodded and let him push my underwear down as I tried to get his belt open. Ray bit his lip as I managed to push down his pants and underwear in one go. The music picked up as Ray entered me, pulling my leg up around his waist. My back pressed against the brick wall as Ray put more of his weight against me.

"Ray." I whimpered, his face buried in my neck; giving me a clear view of the stage and Elwood as he sang. He breathed out harshly as he thrust into me. I put my head down on his shoulder, never taking my eyes off the stage. "Is this...fuck...what you had in mind? Fucking me while I watched the show?" Ray nodded and I laughed as he thrust again.

"It was going to happen anyway." He said, breath fanning over my neck as he turned his head to kiss and suck along the skin there. "Just so happens that a more handsome version of me is on the stage." As the beat changed, so did Ray's thrusts. I would have laughed if it hadn't felt so good.

"He's not more handsome." I breathed out, drawing Ray's head up. "He just looks like you."

"Yeah. About fifty pounds ago." Ray muttered, eyes scanning my face. I bit my lip to stop a moan from spilling out. I squeezed my eyes shut as the beat changed again and Ray matched.

"Shut the fuck up Raymond." I muttered, his name slipping out as a moan. "I prefer you and I always will. Fifty..." I choked on my words as Ray gently bit my neck. "Pounds or not. Fuuuuccckkk." I groaned as Ray thrust into me harder. He chuckled as my head fell back.

"Eyes on the stage darling." He breathed out, matching his thrusts to the music. "Song's almost over." Ray hoisted my other leg up around his waist, making sure I was pinned between him and the wall before grinding his hips against mine with every thrust. My head lulled forward as I came, eyes never leaving the stage. Ray moaned softly in my ear as he came with the song's end. Setting me down gently, Ray fixed us back up before turning back towards the stage. Jake and Elwood did one more song; Ray holding me close and gently swaying with me as I kissed him. "Come on." He whispered as the boys started to make their way off stage. Elwood paused when he saw Ray at the end of the stairs before making his way over.

"Elwood." He introduced himself. Ray shook his hand and pushed me forward to do the same. I blushed as I shook his hand.

"I'm (Y/N). And that's Ray." I said, feeling nervous as Ray came up behind me. He pressed his chest against my back and I smiled nervously at Elwood.

"Looks like the two of you were having fun out there." Elwood said with a smirk. I blushed harder and Ray squeezed my hip, prompting me to look at him. He smiled softly at me and nodded.

"Yeah we were." He confirmed. Elwood's smirk grew as he nodded.

[trans-donniedarko]

Aleksandr's Introduction!

- i have a partner that I love very much

- i'm polyamorous

- i'm trans ftm

- director, writer, Dan Aykroyd enthusiast

- borderline

- advocate for cluster b awareness

♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤

FANDOMS:

Saturday Night Live

The Blues Brothers

Supernatural

Barry

IT (1990), (2017), (2019)

Scream 1-5

The Lonely Island

Ghostbusters (1-5)

The Real Ghostbusters

Teen Wolf

Saturday Night (2024)

House MD

DCU

Brokeback Mountain

THINGS I WILL WRITE:

light NSFT

agere (SFT ONLY)

angst

fluff

ships

x reader

x oc

disabled reader

plus size reader

neurodivergent reader

gender neutral reader

fem reader

masc reader

THINGS I WILL NOT WRITE

NSFT beyond making out

anything illegal

anything morally wrong

romanticization of mental illness

st4lking

yandere

OTHER THINGS I MAY POST ABOUT:

bpd awareness

npd awareness

hpd awareness

aspd awareness

my trans journey

polyamory

movie reviews

THANK YOU FOR READING

[morulezopelforever]

Fanfic Fusion: Maurice (1987) & The Blues Brothers (1981)

I wanted to combine two of my favourite movies. And what would be better than reviving the restaurant scene from BB with Ivory’s/Forster’s characters? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJY2VnTcfK8

My fic with Maurice and Clive wreaking havoc at a restaurant in London is set between Covid pandemic lockdowns so it’s fairly modern. 

Below you will find the link to my story....enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33565903

[bumblingbriars]

Pride and Joy: Chapter 3

Here it is! Excerpt under the cut

[magadauthan]

Ep 9: Murder Machine

Aaaaand now for the @trigun98watchparty, we get into what makes Trigun, Trigun. Come for the dumbassery, stay for the trauma.

Cue the entrance of Nicholas D. Wolfwood, wandering priest, and his gloriously bare chest.

--Vash can dish out the whining, but he can't sure take it. Milly is the champion, as the baby of the family. "Pay for our bus fare or I'll hate you! and btw can I have ice cream?"

--oh my lord, Meryl, you are so mean to that poor man. Punch count: 3; insult count: 2 - and then you and Milly steal his water.

--WW's Kansai accent is usually coded in English as Southern. It's probably a good thing the dub didn't tackle that, because it would have been distracting, but wouldn't WW with a Boston or a Chicago accent have been amazing? Come on, the Blues Brothers are right there! (hmmmm... there are an awful lot of similarities between Elwood and Wolfwood...)

--Ah, the portable confessional. Add another notch to the "items seen once and never again" tally.

--Boob shot!

--WW's cold read regarding Vash's empty eyes and hurting on the inside is less impressive when you consider that he has more information than he lets on.

--look at his stupid dress shoes, Tristamp nailed that shit, didn't they lol

--"Why doesn't anything nice ever follow you?" F*ck around and find out, Meryl

--"Did we just become best friends?" "Yep!"

--even the kid thinks you two are a couple of dipshits, seriously

--All of this worthlessness is what Tristamp was missing. Vash and WW have to have adventures where they shoot things, get into trouble, and insult one another. This is what's called "male bonding."

--This is one of the clearer looks we get at how the Plants do their Plant Thing. Push the button and a spider robot comes out. Um, okay. Guess that one was less useful than the Tuna Fish Plant or the Canned Salmon Plant.

--Why was it left behind again? Aren't Plants irreplaceable?

--Vash has a pretty good idea that WW's full of shit and takes a risk on him anyway. He knows how to force a hand.

--they're so cute as a team, aren't they lol

--And there's the second gun. don't ask about Knives' third gun lmao

--Milly gets to be best girl again. WW does take a shine to her right away, doesn't he. That, and he probably thinks it's amusing to make Vash and Meryl sit together. It's so third grade. (it's okay, Meryl, you can admit you don't mind that much)

In light of later events, it's interesting to note what parts of WW's cover story are true and which are fabricated. WW has been handed his orders from Chapel, so his encounter with Vash was no coincidence; WW has to case the joint before making a move. The girls helpfully confirm that WW has made contact, and he has to get Vash to trust him. Not too hard, though Vash isn't quite as naive about WW as he puts on. Everyone's got their act.

WW figures out quickly that Vash is a big softy, or maybe he has info; nevertheless, his generosity towards children (which Vash shares) isn't false. The part about the orphanage and protecting the kids is true, though the circumstances of WW's departure have nothing to do with money and everything to do with a hostage situation. WW's amazement at who he's going to be dealing with is also genuine; he knows Vash is legendary, but seeing Vash wipe out all the mechanical mooks while injured is next-level.

And, at the end of it all...

WW certainly didn't expect to like Vash as much as he ends up doing. (cue the conflict, and a zillion angsty fanfics.) That's going to make everything a lot more complicated.

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Ghostbusters Fanfiction Masterlist

*** REQUESTS ARE OPEN***

Note for requests: In addition to Ghostbusters, I also write for other characters played by the actors involved, namely Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. I will write for most any of their characters, but if I don't know the character well enough, it'll take me longer to write.

Note: All fics are rated Explicit (as per Ao3s rating system) unless otherwise noted

Egon Spengler

Not Jealous (one-shot)

Burning Fascination (complete, 11/11)

Masters of Sex (The Mood Slime Experiments) (complete, 5/5)

Untitled Older Egon (coming soon)

Ray Stantz

Somewhere to Belong (complete, 12/12)

Some Call It Love, I Call It Magic (Older Ray, complete, 12/12)

Love, Unleashed (Older Ray/Spirits Unleashed, complete, 2/2)

These Golden Years (Frozen Empire Fic, one-shot)

It Was Always You (Ray at Columbia/in progress)

Real Love (RGB Ray, in progress)

Untitled Ghost!Ray (in the works)

Untitled Older Ray (in the works)

Peter Venkman

He's Yours (Peter x Dana Barrett one-shot, SFW)

Various

Ghostbusters One-Shots and Drabbles (updated October 3)

Dan Aykroyd Characters

Elwood Blues/The Blues Brothers

That Special Somebody... (complete, 2/2)

Squeeze and Please (one-shot)

I Need You (Blues Brothers AU, complete, 13/13)

Anything For You (one-shot)

Untitled BB2000 (in the works)

The Thing I Need the Most (Jake Blues one-shot, in the works)

Misc.

Dan Aykroyd Characters One-Shot Collection (updated October 7)

We Keep Watch For Each Other (Ellis Fielding/Loose Cannons, complete)

When I Start Lovin' I Just Can't Stop (Mike Weber/Soul Man, complete, 11/11)

The Way You Love Is Good As Money (Roman Craig/The Great Outdoors, in progress)

Let It Only Ever Be Me (Fred Garvin/SNL, one-shot)

Some Things Are Meant To Be (Roy/Love At First Sight (1977) coming soon)

Loving the Alien (Beldar Conehead, coming soon)

Untilted Vic fanfic (Neighbors, in the works)

Untitled Darren "Mother" Roskow fic (Sneakers, in the works)

Untitled Joe Friday fic (Dragnet 1987, in the works)

Untitled John Burns fic (The Couch Trip, in the works)

Untitled Louis Winthorpe III fic (Trading Places, in the works)

Untitled Cliff Skridlow fic (Doctor Detroit, in the works)

Harold Ramis Characters

Someday Soon I'm Gonna Make Him Mine (Russell Ziskey, in progress)

Harold Ramis Characters One-Shot Collection (updated June 17)

Untitled Steven Buchner One-shot (Baby Boom, in the works)

Will update these as I go along! Anything that's underlined is a link!

KEY:

In progress = currently posting chapters

Coming soon = enough is written for me to nearly be ready to start posting

In the works = not enough written to start posting, but it is actively being worked on

[moony2moon]

Unwound

My Unwind Fanfic because why not?

Farrell

Well, frick, my life is over. That's What Farrell Coffey was thinking as he was riding in the back of the Juvie Car. The two Juvenile Authority officers came at night when he was sleeping and dragged him to their car, before anyone could tell him what was going on. But who was he kidding? No one needed to tell him what was going on. His parents had obviously signed an Unwind order.

This is it. He's going to be unwound. Why? Is it because he went out with his friends on weekend nights? No, they never did anything wrong, and he always came home before dinner. Is it because he got a bad call home from one of the teachers? No, he wasn't a troublemaker, and his grades were decent. Then what did he ever do to deserve this!?

You know what, it doesn't matter. What matters right now is escaping. But how? There are two Juvies in the front seats that remind him of Jake and Elwood from the blues brothers. "Jake" is glaring at him through the rear-view mirror with a scrutinizing stare, practically staring into his soul as "Elwood" drives. Farrell is definitely not going to be able to pull anything on these guys. Plus, they are driving on a road in the forest to the harvest camp, and the back passenger seat doors are locked from the outside, so there is absolutely no hope for him of escaping.

Or at least, that's what he thought.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a terrified looking girl about his age ran out of the woods, waving at the Juvies. They pulled over and Elwood got out of the car while Jake stayed in to watch Farrell.

The girl was sobbing uncontrollably as she spoke to the Juvies. "Officers!" She said through sobs "I-I lost my dog- a-a-and I was a-asking around- and a c-couple of men offered to help and-" This girl was talking really fast and shaking as the Juvies just stared at her in confusion and horror.

"-T-they were actually P-p-parts Pirates!" She continued "T-they took me away- a-and they kept me in an o-old shack over t-there!" She pointed in the direction that she was running from "P-please, they're still there- you have to help me!"

Jake got out of the car and turned to Elwood. "You go see if you can find that shack, I'll stay here and watch the kids." The girl hugged Elwood before he left, and then hugged Jake, crying on his shoulder. "Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!" The Juvie hugged the girl back and comforted her, his back facing the car and Farrell.

The girl made eye contact with Farrell over Jake's shoulder, and suddenly, she grinned broadly, her terrified demeanor suddenly shifting to one of pure amusement as she discretely slides a tranquilizer dart out of her sleeve and stuck it into Jake's back, knocking him out in only a few seconds.

Farrell can only watch on in shock as she pulled Jake's keys out of his back pocket and opened the left back passenger seat door and threw him inside and locked the door. She hopped in the driver's seat and started driving, turning onto a dirt road and driving down it to a shack, and Farrell realizes this is the same one the girl mentioned earlier. She parked the car behind the shack, got out, came around, dragged Jake's unconscious body out of the car, and gestured for Farrell to follow.

Farrell was not quick to trust this girl. Sure, she just saved his life. Sure, she's pretty. But as far as Farrell knows, she could be working for a Parts Pirate or something! That would NOT be good. But seeing no other options, he reluctantly followed her Into the shack.

[monstermaster13]

Muppethell: calls Nathan out just because Nathan writes Dan Aykroyd fanfiction, and acts like he/they can speak for Dan Aykroyd

Werebelushi: Muppet, sweetie I'd hate to tell you this but if you don't like his stories, then maybe just maybe they're not for the likes of you. Really? You think they read like porn, oh you poor deluded creature. sarcastically Yes, it is Nathan's fault Dan Aykroyd is so sexy and thicc. Also you have a thing for the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, okay, why? You do know that dude is supposed to be scary, right? Oh, you developed a fetish for him when you first saw the movie as a teen, huh? Well that exclaims that then. You always were fucked up. Also how cute, you think you can speak for Dan Aykroyd. Dan doesn't know who you are and even if he did, i'd be afraid of you if I was ihm, because if your Martin Short hyperfixation is enough to go by…yikes. I know you're the one who keeps trying to make MartinShortXSteveMartin a thing, they're married and straight for pete's sake, just because they work together doesn't make them gay. And also YOU called Nathan out and called him out on the Simp Central discord server when all Nathan did was be himself. sarcastically Oh noes, Nathan wrote fanfic about someone turning into the very same celebrity you like, horror of horrors. Oh Nathan should be so lucky that it reads like porn, as far as those fics go it doesn't go over PG-13 or R in terms of mature content so you know, Mel rarely does sex scenes or even nude scenes due to how self conscious she is. You would have a heart attack if you discovered Furaffinity, CYOC and Transformania Time exist. Oh yeah especially the latter, let's just say one that starts off as an elderly person turning younger and turning into a muscular demon only to turn into a sexy female demon goes full on Cronenberg meets HP Lovecraft where he/she turns into a writhing mess of body parts. Oh yes, and the horse dildo story in CYOC. Nathan doesn't deny his weirdness in the slightest, in fact he acknowledges it and is revered for it, heck up until you started bitching about him, the people on Simp Central loved him. Oh, your muturals should hear this, huh? What mutuals? Like what person would agree with your bullshit views? No one that's who. Trying to get the other server members to ditch Nathan didn't help your cause. Also fyi calling John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd's 'dead best friend', seriously? Way to undersell John and Dan's friendship, man-bitch. Also if your boyfriend likes you, your brother either has poor taste or he very much was drunk when he first started following you because I can't imagine anyone being attracted to you at all, also lastly…uhh, hello, you left your fucking documentation about your headcanons on a public link that anyone could click on and edit, it's YOUR fault. Nathan just happened to click on it, but hey…I guess now everyone knows how you wanted to adapt new headcanon for the curator character from Alice Cooper's Welcome To My Nightmare. Speaking of which, I am going to make sure that you won't be sleeping for the rest of your life, call me Freddy, because i'm your nightmare on elm street. Fyi, it's just fiction, dude. I am not impersonating Belushi nor do I claim I am him, I am not using his likeness and name for illegal use, it is not like I am making NFTs with Blues Brothers sunglassess or anything. Anyone can dress as Jake or Elwood, it's not a complicated look to pull off, anyone can wear a suit and tie. Besides, multiple Dan Aykroyds going around sounds like fun. I like the idea of being Dan or his characters, except if it's Vic Frohmeyer…I hate that guy. If I was the admin of that server I would have kicked you off instead.

[leo-writes-fics]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blues Brothers (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Elwood Blues, Jake Blues Summary: Jake's funeral is coming fast, so Elwood copes in the only way he sees fit: by getting wasted in a shitty motel room.

this is what yall get for letting me write while in a depressive state

[jakeandelwoodblues]

by stefonzolesky

“You wanna be the Blues Brothers?” Jake asks. “We’ll be the fuckin’ Blues Brothers. Cut all the ‘woe is me’ bullshit.”

Words: 3265, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Blues Brothers (Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Elwood Blues, Jake Blues

Additional Tags: Trans Male Character, elwood is having a bad time half the time, Coming Out, we love a healthy sibling relationship, period typical stuff, The whole works, i'm just flexing my character muscle on these guys rn

[gyllenhaalstories]

last update: september 18 (new fic!) 🍂  

MOST RECENT UPLOADS:

bodies in the sand (elwood dalton fluff & smut)

fetish (rusty sabich smut)

what goes around comes around part 1 and what goes around comes around part 2 (barbara and rusty sabich, fluff & angst & smut)

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DON’T use them for fanfics without crediting or using the search feature. DON’T edit them at all without messaging me first. DON’T repost them on tumblr. DON’T post them on twitter or instagram or pinterest or anywhere else. DON’T steal my gifs & photo edits or take credit for them. if i see my content being used without any mention of my blog and without proper credit, i will contact you and you must remove them and/or delete the post with stolen content. please credit my gifs and edits.  

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presumed innocent content masterlist

road house content masterlist

rules 🍊

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER. please respect this. it’s a security for both you and me. the warnings are tagged on the actual posts, so make sure you read them so you’re not triggered by something. it is your responsibility to read the warnings and respect your boundaries. YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO READ ALL OF MY FICS.

unless stated otherwise, the reader is female. the details of reader’s appearance are kept vague, however ALL OF MY FICS ARE INTENDED FOR PLUS SIZE READERS despite not being tagged as such every time. i always write with a plus size reader in mind, which means positions and actions might get repetitive but they are more suitable for fat bodies. fatphobia will NOT be tolerated.

i do write a lot of real people fiction. they are and always will be works of fiction. i don’t write hardcore or dark kinks, although i experiment from time to time and i make sure everything is tagged accordingly. if a warning is missing, please contact me and i will rectify the situation.

i write when i have both time and inspiration to do so, and i rarely have both. i appreciate receiving requests, but i mainly write what i want to write. i can still take inspiration from the requests! but if you are searching for a quick fulfillment of a request, i suggest finding another writer. thank you for being patient.

DO NOT TRANSLATE OR STEAL OR COPY OR REPOST MY WORK.

who i write for 🍊

main: jake gyllenhaal

characters *: adam bell, danny sharp, davis mitchell, detective loki, elwood dalton, jamie randall, jerry brinson, joe baylor, john kinley, lou bloom, morf vandewalt, quentin beck, rusty sabich & tommy cahill

tropes: dilf, dad’s best friend, best friend’s dad, best friend, neighbour, enemies/friends to lovers, teacher, ex, sub or switch, broadway, singer, etc.

* masterlist of my fics for jake’s characters

how to navigate 🍊

click on the titles of the stories to be redirected to the original post. if you find out that some links are broken and lead you nowhere, please, tell me about it.

FANFICS 🍊

You’re doing amazing sweetie Part 1 & Finals Finale Part 2 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x student!reader)

Funfetti Lingerie (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Time to Dance & Tomorrow Never Came (inspired by Jake Gyllenhaal in the Time to Dance music video)

Christmas edition: Extraordinary Merry Christmas Part 1 (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader) & EMC Part 2 (vanilla smut between Tom Holland x reader)

Come Sail Away (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

La Paura Del Buio (smut between Italy!Jake x reader)

To Be So Lonely (smut between Joe Baylor x reader)

To Be So Lonely Part 2 (smut between Joe Baylor x reader)

Red Velvet (smut between sub!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Oh So Charming (smut between doctor!Jamie Randall x reader)

Let It Ring (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Look In The Mirror (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader)

Aquamarine, Ocean’s Blue (smut between Paris!Jake x reader)

Set Fire to The Rain (smut between Danny Sharp x reader)

Blue Velvet (smut between Morf Vandewalt x reader)

Distraction (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Mamma Mia (smut between Italy!Jake x reader)

Tu es Jolie (smut between Davis Mitchell x reader)

Through the Afternoon (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake x Plus size!reader)

Break Room (smut between Danny Sharp x reader)

Shadow Speaking (smut between vampire!Jake x reader)

Fade (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Works Like a Charm (smut between Jerry Brinson x reader)

Snowed In (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader)

Cherish (smut between Chocolatier!Jake x reader)

Cherish Part 2 (smut between Chocolatier!Jake x reader)

Leg Lock (smut between Elwood Dalton x reader)

Un pari à Paris (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake x reader)

Something to Rely On (fluff between Detective Loki x reader) 

Very Trainable (smut between Jamie Randall x reader) 

Bubble Gum (smut between Danny Sharp x reader) 

Pillow Talk (fluff between Davis Mitchell x reader) 

Come On, Barbie! Let’s Go Party! (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader) 

Don’t Let the Grinch Steal Christmas (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader) 

Chokehold (smut between sub!Elwood Dalton x reader)

Fortune Cookie (smut between Detective Loki x reader)

Count it Down (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Freak Like Me (smut between Elwood Dalton x Plus size!reader)

Freak Like Me Part 2 Coming Soon

We’re Not Cowboys (comfort/fluff between Danny Sharp x reader) 

Northern Lights (fluff between Detective Loki x reader)

And Live From New York It’s... Sunday Morning (fluff & smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Alibi (angst & smut between Rusty Sabich x reader)

What Goes Around Comes Around (fluffy, angst & smut between Barbara Sabich x Rusty Sabich x reader)

What Does Around Comes Around Part 2 (angst & smut between Barbara Sabich x Rusty Sabich x reader) 

Fireworks (smut between John Kinley x reader)

Fetish (smut between Rusty Sabich x reader) 

Bodies In The Sand (fluff & smut between Elwood Dalton x reader)*** Newest fic

REQUESTS 🍊

The risqué subway (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Happy little accident, part 1 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Happy little accident, part 2 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Where do you think you’re going? (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

The dining table (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Clair de lune (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

High Horse (angst between Quentin Beck x reader)

Lush (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

Cell Block Tango (smut between Detective Loki x reader) 

Stand in the sun (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)

HEADCANONS 🍊

Boyfriend!Jake headcanons

Best Friend!Jake headcanons part 1, part 2, part 3 and part 4 (different storyline)

Dad!Jake headcanons: Build a Bear & Part 2.

Leo Gyllenhaal (reader and Jake’s dog) & Part 2

Valentine’s Day with Jake headcanons

Fratboy!Jake headcanons

Hickeys headcanons for Jake

Elwood Dalton and Plus size!reader headcanons

MISC 🍊

Your camera roll if Jake Gyllenhaal was your boyfriend 

Jake helping you when you have your period Part 1 & Part 2 & Part 3

Spin the wheel drabbles: Anthony Swofford & Tommy Cahill & John Kinley & Elwood Dalton)

Gyllenholland one shot: Movie Matinée.

Gyllenholland x Reader one shot: Adore you (Birthday boy!Jake, MFM threesome).

You Won’t Play, You’re No Fun (smut between Chris Evans x reader) 

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (smut between Tom Hiddleston x reader)

KINKMAS 2020 (prompt list) 🍊

Vanilla Sex with Tom Holland

Edging with Jamie Randall

Breeding Kink with Tom Holland

Degradation & Public Sex with (rapper!)Jake Gyllenhaal

Blow job & Praise Kink with (frat!)Tom Holland

Cockwarming with (Mob!)Jake Gyllenhaal

Thigh Humping & Praise Kink with Tom Holland

Thigh Humping with Quentin Beck

Public Sex with (rapper!)Jake Gyllenhaal

Degradation Kink & Boob job with Tom Holland

Breeding Kink with Jake Gyllenhaal

Kinkmas tag

KINKMAS 2021 (introduction) 🍊

Day 1: Cum play & Aftercare with Sub!Jake

Day 2: Titty fuck with Sugar Daddy!Jake

Day 3: Public sex & Cockwarming with Fratboy!Jake

about me 🍊

Laurie, she/her, 26 years-old, Virgo

Bisexual & Biromantic

French speaking Canadian

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[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @lulusplaycorner, @psychokinetic-ectoplasm

warnings: swearing, Jake is a bit of an ass, Elwood is objectified and sexualized

AN: thanks @illiana-mystery for helping me get this idea and letting me go on and on when it wouldn’t leave my head. Ur the best! ❤️

“Elwood! Come on!” I called. I leaned against the wall as I waited for him. We’d decided it would be fun to pick each others costumes this year. I had taken one of Elwood’s suits since he wanted me to dress like him. Jake had been in and out of my apartment all day, glancing at me each time.

“give me a minute!” He called back. “You didn’t pick the easiest costume for me to wear.” I rolled my eyes and headed into the kitchen. Jake was raiding my fridge.

”any idea…” Jake asked, looking up at me.

“how long he’ll be? No. He’s apparently having issues putting on the costume.” I shook my head.

“still weird to see you in his suit.” Jake muttered, grabbing a coke and closing the door with a small bang. I shrugged. “What did you get him to wear again anyway?”

“uh well…” I laughed. “You know those magazines you’re fond of?” Jake had the decency to turn a little pink. “Well let’s just say Elwood is fond of them too. So it’s a little pay back on my part.” Jake snorted as he took a drink. “Also beat him to the punch. He couldn’t ask me to wear it since I asked him first.”

“oh this is gonna be good.” Jake laughed. I nodded and looked back as I heard the door open.

“it’s showtime.” I whispered, making Jake laugh again.

“(Y/N)?” Elwood called. I smiled and turned in my chair.

“in the kitchen with Jake!” I called back. There was a noise of complaint and I bit my lip as Jake snickered. “Come on Elwood! We’ve waited long enough! Get on with it!” I heard shuffling as Elwood came down the hall.

“I don’t know why I let you talk me into this.” He muttered as he came into the room. Jake sputtered on his coke, hand pressed to his mouth as I smiled over at Elwood. “Oh hell no!” Elwood groaned, pointing at Jake. “No. Nope. Not happening. I’m changing.”

“el!” I called as he turned to leave. “Come on! Please! You promised me!” I grabbed his hand and watched his bare shoulders move as he breathed deeply to calm himself. “Please. Jake will behave. Right Jake?”

“yeah. Yeah. Whatever they say.” Jake said, wiping his tie with a napkin. “You damn bunny.”

“Jake!” I cried, holding fast to Elwood’s hand. “Get the fuck out of my apartment if you can’t behave yourself!” I motioned with my other hand and Jake stuck his tongue out at me.

“you ass!” Elwood shot at him. Jake flipped him off. “(Y/N).” He whined as he pulled me into my living room. “Why’d you pick this?” My hands hovered over the black satin bodysuit. Elwood frowned at me as I adjusted the chest. Elwood watched me carefully as I smoothed it out. He grabbed at the crotch and pulled it, adjusting it and making my cheeks heat up as his dick pressed against the fabric. “Had to take off my underwear.” He muttered.

“Elwood.” I whimpered as he noticed where my eyes were at. He smirked at me and I smacked his chest. “Ass.”

“so are you.” He shot back as he pressed my hand against his chest, letting my fingers curl into the costume and brush against his chest hair.

“el, please. Just for tonight. Be my personal bunny.” I whispered. He sighed and nodded. “I’m not wearing the ears though.” I smiled at him as I leaned in to kiss him. Elwood sighed through his nose and pulled back with a shake of his head. “Dammit. You minx. Fine but the tail and the bow tie stay here.” I kissed him again and squeezed his sides.

“thank you Elwood.” I said softly. “I promise I’ll keep Jake preoccupied tonight. Or I’ll have someone else do it.” Elwood waved his hand at me before sliding his hands down to my ass.

“yeah yeah yeah.” He muttered as he squeezed. “Long as I’m getting some tonight I don’t care.” I laughed and kissed him deeply.

“oh you are definitely getting some tonight. That is guaranteed.” I promised, sealing it with a kiss.

[judylicious]

“I’m glad we both have found back to you.”

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Preamble: Sooo... our BluesBrothers Discord Server made me do it. I wrote my first very own fanfic. 😊 It has gotten a lot longer than I intended it to be, so please bear with me, if there’s not too much going on in part 1 but part 2 will follow asap :)

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Alan Rubin x fem!Reader (chapter one)

Word Count: 2.060

Fandom: Blues Brothers

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Blues Brothers characters or movies.

Warnings: none

The story takes place before the movie and before Jake went to jail for sticking up a gas station.

It was one of those afternoons Kelsey spent at the Soul Food Cafe at West Maxwell Street. She was sitting at her “regular” table at the window, sipping a cup of coffee and listening to those beautiful tunes from John Lee Hooker and a few other musicians who were performing outside in the streets. Occasionally she took a look at the opened book in her lap but couldn’t seem to focus on anything she read. If only he would stop staring.

Across the room 2 guys were seated dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants, black suit and tie, black hat, black boots, they even wore their dark sunglasses inside. Kelsey wondered if she had seen them before, surely they must have caught her eye. In any case one thing was certain. The taller one was permanently watching her. Although he was wearing his glasses she could feel his eyes on her and it annoyed the young woman to no end. She usually came her after work to relax and calm down but being watched certainly didn’t make that any easy. From the corner of her eye she saw the tall one getting up and walking over to her table. “Hiya, how are you doing? I’ve seen your face a couple of times before.” Slowly the girl turned her head from looking out the window to the man who, without asking, took the seat at the other side of the table. “Err… Hi, thanks I’m… doin’ good?” Was that a question? Get a grip girl “I spend quite a few afternoons here, that’s right. What about you?” As the man spoke the blonde girl took a closer look at him. He was actually kinda cute, well, from what you could see under all those black accessories. “Same here. Me and my brother play in a band”, he said as he pointed to the shorter guy who still sat at their table but gave Kelsey a small nod. “The two guys in the kitchen are also in our band, they work here for some side cash.” She chuckled “Sounds like your band isn’t in great demand then.” He gave her back a little smile “You know some times are easier and some are tougher on us. It ain’t easy out there. But perhaps you’ve heard of us…? The Blues Brothers?” The girl shrugged her shoulders. “Well, one more reason to come by when we’re playing our next gig. This Saturday we’re at the…” He got interrupted by his brother, who was standing in the door, followed by a slightly pale, thin man with long, blonde and fluffy hair and a dark skinned, very muscular guy in a tight shirt. “You comin El?” “Yeah s-sure!” He assured the three men then turned back his attention to Kelsey. “Listen I gotta go, we’re on our way to rehearsal. Can I meet you again sometime? How about tomorrow, same time, same table?” And before Kelsey could agree or disagree the strange dressed man was dragged on his collar and out of the cafe by his brother.

“Jake we weren’t finished you know?” His brother sighed “I love you Elwood but you’ve been working up the courage to talk to that girl for what feels like weeks now. Thought you’d speed it up just a little once you finally did make a move.” Elwood looked shyly to the side “Yeah.. it’s just, you know I’m looking for something serious, that takes some time.” “I do. And I do want you to be happy. But I don’t wanna be late for rehearsal, everyone will blame me again, when it clearly was your fault.” Jake joked and gave his brother a soft bump with his elbow. The next day Kelsey left work, as she checked the time she still felt unsure about what to do. Usually she would go to the cafe but then again there could be that guy waiting for her. Was he even coming? Kelsey never agreed on meeting him again though. Did she even want to meet him again? He definitely was cute and I barely know any people in this city beside my coworkers, so why not? And so she found herself sitting at “her” table again, waiting for the man in his suit to show up. When the doorbell of the cozy dine up rang she was torn from her thoughts but greeted with a friendly smile by him. “I wasn’t even sure you’d come but here you are, I’m so glad.”, the handsome man spoke as he took a seat. “My name’s Elwood by the way.” “Hi, I’m Kelsey. Yeah you got torn away rather quickly yesterday.” “Sorry for that, today I’m all yours. We only rehearse on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. So.. you enjoy music?” “Oh absolutely. I adore jazz and blues and cannot do much with today’s music to be honest. I don’t know anyone who feels the same so this feels like my sanctuary. Did you grow up in Chicago” And so Elwood told Kelsey about the St. Helen orphanage where he and Jake grew up, how they became interested in music and founded the band. And Kelsey told him how she was raised in NewYork and only moved to Chicago a couple of weeks ago since she needed to leave NY and her past behind, to make a fresh start.

A couple of days later Elwood and Kelsey met for their 2nd date. They agreed on Kelsey picking him up right after rehearsal and they’d go out for dinner. Fortunately there was enough time for her to go back home after work and before her date. She took a shower and made sure to take extra care of her blonde, curly hair. Typical. When it matters those curls do what they want. She decided on her favourite dress, a black sleeved gown with golden ornaments, tied around her waist with a cute matching belt, ending just above her knee and a pair of black laced boots. Kelsey rarely felt self-confident. Over the years she did realise that she was pretty but her figure always made her feel unsexy. She wasn’t much overweighted but simply curvy, with a wider hip and some bigger thighs and butt. That dress though made her feel pretty, so she was satisfied with her look in the end as she left the house with a few butterflies in her stomach.

The young woman took a glance at the note the musician gave her and looked rather insecure at the building in front of her. No doubt this was the address Elwood had written down for her but this looked nothing like a place for rehearsal. Well, how does Bo Diddley state so well in one of my faves songs “Can’t judge a book by it’s cover” She started humming the tune as she entered the old, abandoned-looking building. Not having a clue in which room the band was practising she simply followed the sound of music and as she got closer and the sound become clearer she could identify the song. It was “Green Onions” by Booker T and MGs. Wow. She hadn’t heard that one for ages but she instantly started to feel the vibe. When she finally found the boys, their rehearsal had already came to an end. What a shame, I’d love to listen to some more songs, they sound quite talented. “Kelsey! There you are!” Elwood yelled from the other side of the room, raising one arm. The girl felt uneasy being on display but as she let her gaze wander through the room she noticed that aside from Elwood, Jake and one of the man she had seen in the cafe before no one else as giving her great attention. Most of the band members were busy with their instruments, they were either cleaning or doing some maintenance work on it. Elwood took a few big steps to catch up with the blonde girl “Hi, glad to see you!” He seemed to be pure excited for her to meet the guys. “C’mon I’d like you meet the rest of the band. You know, they became like family to me. Hope you like ‘em too. I know you will!” he said eagerly. “So you already know Jake of course and I believe you have met Blue Lou and Matt before.” “Yeah I have, nice to see you again.” Kelsey stammered. Wouldn’t say I “met” them but rather took a short glance at them. “Sure, we know ya’, a regular at our diner. 2nd table at the window…” Matt started “A chopped cheese and one big white coffee.” Lou finished for him. Yeah okay that’s crazy. The girl laughed nervously “Haha, alright, you scare me! Think I might order something different next time.” She then got introduced to Tom Bones at trombone, Donald Dunn at bass guitar, Murphy at keyboards, Steve at lead guitar and Willie at drums. One man was left, he was standing with his back to Elwood and Kelsey and seemed incredibly deepened in whatever he was doing, looked like the zipper of his instrument case was stuck. They approached him when Elwood continued “And last but not least of course we have Mr. Fabulous…” The man quickly turned around as he heard his nickname when not only his jaw dropped a few inches.  “Alan?” “Christ Almighty! Is that the McAllister girl? I didn’t know you where in Chicago!” “Well right back at you!” Kelsey grinned. “You.. two know each other?” Elwood asked confused. “Yeah, Alan was my trumpet teacher back in NY.” “Oh didn’t you tell me you had just started learning since you moved here?” “Err.. right, I.. err.. quit and picked up playing again”, Kelsey stumbled somewhat embarrassed. She felt strangely awkward admitting that she had quit at some point in front of Alan. She swore she could see some disappointment in the trumpeter’s eyes or perhaps it was the disappointment in herself. “Well if you need a brush-up I’d be glad to help.” Alan smiled. “Really?”, Kelsey bursted out and tried not sounding too excited as she went on. “I sure would appreciate that.” “How are Mr. and Mrs. McAllister doing?” That question caused a sudden change of the girl’s mood, Alan could read her facial expression immediately. “How about we catch up over coffee sometime? Guess you might be pretty interested how I ended up with these lunatics!” He laughed and gave Elwood a little flick against the brim of his hat. She gave him a little smile when Elwood grabbed her hand “Shall we?” Before neither one of them could say anything, he twisted her around, leading her to the door. “He really has a talent to kill the mood, hasn’t he?”  Elwood joked. “Nah, everything’s alright”, she assured the handsome man at her side but turned around to meet Alan’s gaze who was looking after her.

The trumpeter closed the door and threw his keys at the table, letting his instrument bag slide off his shoulder onto the sofa. He then grabbed a bottle of beer, a cloth and the tube of polishing creme from the drawer, unpacking his horn. He couldn’t believe he stumbled into her today. It had been ages. Back in NY her parents had hired him as her trumpet teacher. That was over 10 years ago, she was only 14 back then. A teenager. Not the kind of girl that stood out in the crowd to be honest but that girl today, that woman - looked nothing like the teenager from NY. She really had grown into a looker. He remembered how she used to straighten her hair when she was younger, what a shame after seeing those beautiful blonde curls today, she looked like an angel. That dress perfectly hugged her curves and loosening it up with those black boots suited her a lot. He couldn’t stop thinking about her, that smile simply didn’t want to disappear from his inner eye. We was torn out of this thoughts when he’d realised he almost put the entire tube of polishing creme on the cloth  - and into his lap. He sighed in annoyance and went to the kitchen to clean himself up. After getting rid of the mess, he made a couple of sandwiches and slumped in front of the telly… with a certain young woman on his mind.

chapter 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

[loftec]

A Ship Tag Thing!

I was tagged by @captainjowl and I do not know how well I’ll do with this because I’m not sure what I’m doing with the whole shipping malarky but I will try!

List ten ships and then answer some Qs:

1. Ian/Mickey (Shameless)

2. Marcus/Esca (The Eagle)

3. Amy/Jake (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

4. Jack/Anne/Max (Black Sails)

5. Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)

6. 007/Q (Don’t judge me this is my latest random fic-sand, I do not know what happened, I just woke up one day hankering for some 00Q) (Seriously I do not know why.)

7. Sophie/Howl (Howl’s Moving Castle)

8. Jake & Elwood (The Blues Brothers)

9. Troy & Abed (in the morning)

10. Moss & Roy & Jen (The IT Crowd)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

HAH like sometime last week? I don’t know. I think, maybe, because they were talking about Ben Whishaw on The Bechdel Cast and I was thinking about all the films I’ve seen him in and what an interesting career he’s had, and then I was like Bond? Then I rented Goldeneye on YT and realised it probably wasn’t as good as I remembered and then I started reading fic, rather than look up Skyfall and potentially be disappointed by it maybe also not being as much fun as I remember it. People are quite cross about Spectre, and I love it. Sometimes I think I love a cross fandom more than I love a good canon.

2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?

Yes. Quite.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?

No... I have a screenshot of a Black Sails opening titles skeleton/statue on my personal computers, and a fan drawing of Flint on my phone. So, close but no cigar. 

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I would think it very silly and not expect it to last.

5. Why is 1 so important?

Can I copy/paste my fic into this answer? : 3

6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Very serious! Troy has the most consistent, interesting, subtle and well-developed arc in Community and his friendship with Abed is at the centre of it. 

7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

I probably have to say Ian and Mickey here, don’t I?

8. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?

Jake & Amy, because B99 is so invested in them communicating and solving their issues. But with notable exception for 00Q, they’ve all got some intensely strong bonds (pun not intended? Was that even a pun?).

9. How many times have you read/watched the 10’s fandom?

I mean, IT Crowd is about this friendship and I have watched IT Crowd many many times, so... many many times?

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

Lasted longest for them, or lasted longest for me? I was interested in Jake & Elwood’s dynamic loooong before shipping even was in my vocabulary, probably before we even had dial-up internet in my house. But in canon, probably also Jake & Elwood! I feel like I should explain this pick a little? When I was a kid, I loved The Blues Brothers (still do) and I didn’t realise that Jake & Elwood weren’t biological brothers until I was in high school and bought a sort of scrapbook with production design from the film. My headcanon is that they’ve naturally come to label their relationship as ‘brothers’, because it’s the easiest way to explain what they mean to each other. They’re family, they’ve been each other’s constant since childhood. Jake tries to have relationships with other people, but he’s rubbish at it. But he’s good at being Elwood’s brother. Elwood is seemingly not interested in finding anyone else with whom to spend his life. 

(Tiny confession. I originally wrote Sirius/Remus for no 5 and just now realised that I’d probably have more to say about Aziraphale & Crowley (since my interest in Sirius/Remus is entirely fic based) and this probably means that they’ve got Jake & Elwood beat by a few thousand years?)

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

I don’t remember much of Spectre, but I don’t think they even flirted as much as fic will have you think. Long live fic!

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

Hahahahahaha Marcus and Esca. Jake and Elwood would not last long.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Only from themselves/each other.

14. Is 4 still together?

Going strong! <3

15. Is 10 canon?

Yes : ) Friendship!

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

I might have to say Crowley & Aziraphale considering them being not mortal and whatnot. 

17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Both heaven and hell. (And if I still had Sirius/Remus as no 5, my answer would be the author.)

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

I don’t know, defend? Ian and Mickey have certainly needed to be defended, but even they are married now. Mostly I think I’ve got a list of strong partnerships that don’t really need much defending. (Besides 00Q, is my embarrassed protesting a bit defensive? Possibly.)

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

No. Rare case of canon is enough. Also, I don’t normally stray from my own dashboard on tumblr, so I do not know what that life is like, going through someone’s “tumblr page”. Is that like searching the tag?

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

00Q because I still don’t know why I put them on my list, other than to have you laugh at my reading habits. 

This was fun, ta for tagging me! I tag @wideblueskies @the-rat-wins @grumblesandmumbles @beckyharvey29 @damnnmilkovich and anyone else who wants to do it!

[ennisapril]

I was tagged by @sweeter-than-cynicism *dankeschön* so much :)

(RULES - Tag nine people you want to get to know better. have a pleasant lunchbreak)

Relationship status – always holmes and watson, forever john and sherlock. (I simply don't have time for any other ships – have you seen my still-to-read-list?)

Lipstick or Chapstick - neither. but i love red lips. „it [just isn’t] working for me...“ * awkward smiling *

Last next concert I'm going to miss, because the man has an operation that day and has to be tended to (he's good at man-suffering) - warpaint in frankfurt :(

Last Movie I Watched - „LEGO movie“... it was kids-choice movie-night and way more funny than i expected.

Top 3 Characters - ronja räubertochter, elwood blues, arthur shappey

Top Three Ships Sherlock episodes - hlv for the drama, asib for the whispering, thob for the paramount detective aesthetics

and, you know, to „know [me] better“ i'll add a „seven things i love“ (in no specific order)(and not complete at all):

* beautifully read podfics (like: gyzyms „History, Repeating Itself“ read to perfection by speccygeekgrrl: #au in which sherlock reads acd, moriarty is mihailov, lestrade gets his drinks at “the yard”, and irene is awesome. “He read the Holmes books the first year, during the terrible six weeks when Mihailov was in trial and we were riding the terror that he’d go free. That was agony, him realizing every weird goddamn connection. I’d already made my peace with it - I mean, really, even Lestrade - but he would wake me up in the middle of the night, wigging out. “Watson,” he’d say, “Irene is in these books,” and I’d have to reach up and kiss him quiet, bring him to relaxation with the crickets keeping time outside.”)

* wonderfully written (sherlock) fanfics (like: “the Paradox suite” by wonderful wonderful wordstrings: „Sherlock’s mouth twists like John’s just struck him across those unnaturally fine cheekbones, and he wrenches his face into John’s thin cotton shirt.  For a while, longer than John would ever have expected, he seems simply to be using it as a tool against hyperventilation. But then he is kissing John’s belly through the fabric. Not long, after that happens, before the shirt is rucked up and John’s fly is down and his slim stomach is wet with saliva and there are hands on his thighs and none of that is very surprising.  But what went before it was…sea monsters and dragons flying over London and straw spun to gold and flying cars„)

* pommes mit mayo

* my camera (which, conveniently, is also my player, my reader, my tumblr, my phone…)

* my pretty three-hole cherry doc martens:

* lying on the floor and listening to music full blast („don’t forget to dislodge dog to dog house!“)

* the word “suffice”. very satisfying. suffice suffice suffice

* afternoon gin tonics

now, that are eight so why not make it nine:

* mr. finnemore, aka “he who makes me laugh”

“do you come from the battle?” “ay, directly” “what news?” “some terrible terrible news. almost all really bad.” […] “almost all?” “richard duke of york is slain!” “no!” “ay! he died a man’s death…” […] “but, you said not all bad news.” “oh, no, there’s one good thing!” “ay?” “some of the lads were working it out on the way back. we think this is making it much easier to remember the colours of the rainbow.” “the colours of the rainbow?” “ay. you see: Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain…” “it makes my heart sick to hear of it…” “mine too! but listen though: Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain - Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet!” “[…] neat!” *

(*john finnemore’s souvenir programm” 1/2016, transcribed by: me (nowhere near fluent in english…))

you're welcome. i tag everyone, their dog, and @simpleanddestructivechemistry @alexaprilgarden @girlwhowearsglasses @thebeesteas @sincerely-chaos if you’ll need some lunchbreak distraction?

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing, fighting, yelling

I shook my head as I took in the car in the driveway. All day, I’d been considering taking a baseball bat to it. But it wouldn’t do any good. There wasn’t enough money left in the bank to fix the damage I would do. Unlocking the door, I rolled my eyes at the hat sitting on the table next to the keys to the car. The black jacket on the wall further annoyed me.

“hey!” Elwood called, walking into the living room. He was wiping his hands on a rag. “How was work?” His smiled fell when he saw my face. “Shit day huh?”

“oh I don’t know Elwood.” I said, putting my hands on my hips. “You tell me. Given how you blew off your job to spend our entire life’s savings.” He gulped and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“oh. You heard about that?” He asked, eyes starting to drift down to his feet. I put my hands on my hips.

“yeah. I heard about that.” I shot back. Elwood rubbed the back of his neck, looking anywhere but at me. “You didn’t think the bank would call? When you took everything out of our account?”

“It wasn’t everything.” Elwood muttered.

“ok no.” I sighed, rubbing my forehead. “It wasn’t everything. But it was most of our lives savings Elwood. We were supposed to have that for when we retired. Wanted to go on vacation. Do things together. Things we decided on together. How could you?” Elwood shifted his weight and chewed on his lip.

“it needed it.” Elwood whispered. He moved to head back into the kitchen but I followed him.

“the bluesmobile needed it?” I cried. “What was so wrong with it before that it needed the money?”

“I have to add modifications to it.” Elwood said. “Make it safer.”

“Elwood…” I breathed out, trying to calm the rage that was burning inside me. “It’s an old cop car. It’s the safest car out there. What the ever loving fuck could you do to it to make it safer?” Elwood put his hands on the counter and leaned his weight against it.

“a few things actually.” He said. His voice was oddly even and flat. “Better seat belts. Fix the suspension. The shocks.”

“I don’t give a shit Elwood!” I cried. “What I give an shit about is that you took our hard earned money and blew it on a goddamn car!”

“it wasn’t just the fucking car!” Elwood exploded, turning to look at me. “I almost got into an accident the other day! Because of Jake. And Matt almost went through the window!” I nodded. Elwood had come home pretty shaken up after it had happened. I’d pried him from the front seat and made him come into the house. “It coulda been you. And that fucking terrifies me. Add in the fact Jake’s gonna have a kid…” Elwood shook his head as his anger started to subside. “I had to. Ok? For you. For me. For Jake. For this fucking kid. I just had to.” I stood there in shock.

“Jake’s gonna be a dad?” I asked, all the anger leaving me. “You’re gonna be an uncle?” Elwood nodded.

“he found out this morning.” Elwood said. “Carrie or Carla or whatever her name is. The on again off again one.” He ran a hand through his hair. “Doesn’t even know if it’s his and he’s going fucking nuts. Talking about changing things up and settling down and raising this kid.” He shrugged. “I don’t know.” He sighed and ran a hand down his face.

“Elwood…” I reached out for him and Elwood shot over, wrapping his arms around me tightly and burying his face in my neck. “I’m not happy about it. But I understand.” I buried my fingers in his hair and kissed his cheek. I started to giggle and Elwood pinched my side.

“What?” He said. It turned into a full blown laugh as Elwood smiled against my neck.

“You’re just as bad as Jake.” I said. Elwood pulled back with a frown. “You babyproofed the bluesmobile.” He tried not to smile but the corners of his mouth quirked up. Elwood ran a hand through his hair and turned away from me.

“shut up.” He chuckled.

“it’s cute!” I shot back. Elwood shook his head and blushed. “Really it is. Shows how protective you are.”

“it’s just…I’m concerned you know?” He said. “First that happens and then Jake finds out he’s gonna be a dad and I just…panicked.” I cupped his cheeks and kissed him.

“I really am still pissed about you not saying anything to me about taking all our money to do this.” Elwood nodded and wrapped his hands around my wrists. “But it’s understandable. Especially after everything that’s happened.”

“I am sorry I didn’t mention it to you. I should have. But I know you get busy and stressed and I didn’t want to make it worse.” Elwood said, leaning in and kissing me softly.

“Elwood, you calling me and telling me this would have been so much less stressful than the fucking bank calling me.” I said. Elwood chuckled and nodded.

“understood.” He said. I smiled at him as I rubbed my thumb over his cheek.

“now.” I said, moving my hand to pat his chest. “Show me these modifications.” Elwood lit up and took my hand, pulling me outside to show me what he had done to the car.