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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery
Warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kiddos), sex in public (secluded area)
Song: Riot in Cell Block Number Nine-Blues Brothers
Ray wrapped his arms around me tightly as the audience cheered. The band on stage took a small break and Ray kissed my shoulder.
"Enjoying yourself?" I asked, turning my head slightly to look at him. Ray smiled and nodded. "Good. I knew you would like them."
"You always have good taste in music." Ray admitted, leaning his head against mine. "But I have to ask..." I hummed and kissed his cheek. "Does your love for the band have anything to do with one of the brothers looking like me?" I blushed and glanced back at the stage. Jake and Elwood Blues were just coming back onstage at that moment, passing drinks around to the band. "Ah." Ray said, smirking at me.
"Now wait a minute..." I tried to protest as Ray took my hand and pulled me over to the edge of the stage, close to where the boys would come off stage at the end of the show. We were covered in shadow and I could still see the stage but no one could see us. Ray kissed my shoulder again.
"Better?" He asked. I nodded hesitantly. "Good. Now we're gonna come over here." He backed me against the far wall, giving me a better view of the stage but hiding us further from view.
"Ray, what..." He cut me off with a kiss and I hummed as my fingers trailed through his hair. "What are you doing?" Ray started working on getting my pants off as Jake started to announce the next song. "Raymond!" I hissed as he pulled down my pants. His eyes shot up to mine and I frowned. His fingers twitched at the waistband of my underwear.
"I can stop if you want me to." He whispered, watching as my gaze was drawn over his shoulder as Elwood stepped up to the microphone. "Or I can keep going." Ray took my hand and moved it to his own belt buckle, making sure my fingers brushed against the bulge in his pants. I bit my lip and let my eyes trail back to him. I nodded and let him push my underwear down as I tried to get his belt open. Ray bit his lip as I managed to push down his pants and underwear in one go. The music picked up as Ray entered me, pulling my leg up around his waist. My back pressed against the brick wall as Ray put more of his weight against me.
"Ray." I whimpered, his face buried in my neck; giving me a clear view of the stage and Elwood as he sang. He breathed out harshly as he thrust into me. I put my head down on his shoulder, never taking my eyes off the stage. "Is this...fuck...what you had in mind? Fucking me while I watched the show?" Ray nodded and I laughed as he thrust again.
"It was going to happen anyway." He said, breath fanning over my neck as he turned his head to kiss and suck along the skin there. "Just so happens that a more handsome version of me is on the stage." As the beat changed, so did Ray's thrusts. I would have laughed if it hadn't felt so good.
"He's not more handsome." I breathed out, drawing Ray's head up. "He just looks like you."
"Yeah. About fifty pounds ago." Ray muttered, eyes scanning my face. I bit my lip to stop a moan from spilling out. I squeezed my eyes shut as the beat changed again and Ray matched.
"Shut the fuck up Raymond." I muttered, his name slipping out as a moan. "I prefer you and I always will. Fifty..." I choked on my words as Ray gently bit my neck. "Pounds or not. Fuuuuccckkk." I groaned as Ray thrust into me harder. He chuckled as my head fell back.
"Eyes on the stage darling." He breathed out, matching his thrusts to the music. "Song's almost over." Ray hoisted my other leg up around his waist, making sure I was pinned between him and the wall before grinding his hips against mine with every thrust. My head lulled forward as I came, eyes never leaving the stage. Ray moaned softly in my ear as he came with the song's end. Setting me down gently, Ray fixed us back up before turning back towards the stage. Jake and Elwood did one more song; Ray holding me close and gently swaying with me as I kissed him. "Come on." He whispered as the boys started to make their way off stage. Elwood paused when he saw Ray at the end of the stairs before making his way over.
"Elwood." He introduced himself. Ray shook his hand and pushed me forward to do the same. I blushed as I shook his hand.
"I'm (Y/N). And that's Ray." I said, feeling nervous as Ray came up behind me. He pressed his chest against my back and I smiled nervously at Elwood.
"Looks like the two of you were having fun out there." Elwood said with a smirk. I blushed harder and Ray squeezed my hip, prompting me to look at him. He smiled softly at me and nodded.
"Yeah we were." He confirmed. Elwood's smirk grew as he nodded.
#ray stantz#ray stantz x reader#ray stantz fanfic#ray stantz fanfiction#ray stantz imagine#elwood blues#elwood blues fanfic#elwood blues x reader#elwood blues fanfiction#elwood blues imagine#dan aykroyd#dan aykroyd fanfic#dan aykroyd fanfiction#dan aykroyd x reader#dan aykroyd imagine
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Aleksandr's Introduction!
- i have a partner that I love very much
- i'm polyamorous
- i'm trans ftm
- director, writer, Dan Aykroyd enthusiast
- borderline
- advocate for cluster b awareness
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FANDOMS:
Saturday Night Live
The Blues Brothers
Supernatural
Barry
IT (1990), (2017), (2019)
Scream 1-5
The Lonely Island
Ghostbusters (1-5)
The Real Ghostbusters
Teen Wolf
Saturday Night (2024)
House MD
DCU
Brokeback Mountain
THINGS I WILL WRITE:
light NSFT
agere (SFT ONLY)
angst
fluff
ships
x reader
x oc
disabled reader
plus size reader
neurodivergent reader
gender neutral reader
fem reader
masc reader
THINGS I WILL NOT WRITE
NSFT beyond making out
anything illegal
anything morally wrong
romanticization of mental illness
st4lking
yandere
OTHER THINGS I MAY POST ABOUT:
bpd awareness
npd awareness
hpd awareness
aspd awareness
my trans journey
polyamory
movie reviews
THANK YOU FOR READING
#the real ghostbusters#ghostbusters#dan aykroyd#bpd#borderline blog#borderline personality disorder#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#ray stantz#the blues brothers#elwood blues#jake blues#saturday night live#saturday night movie#snl#polyamorous#fanfic#writers on tumblr#writers and poets#writerscommunity#writers
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Fanfic Fusion: Maurice (1987) & The Blues Brothers (1981)
I wanted to combine two of my favourite movies. And what would be better than reviving the restaurant scene from BB with Ivoryâs/Forsterâs characters?Â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJY2VnTcfK8
My fic with Maurice and Clive wreaking havoc at a restaurant in London is set between Covid pandemic lockdowns so itâs fairly modern.Â
Below you will find the link to my story....enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33565903
#ao3 fanfic#maurice 1987#blues brothers#maurice hall#clive durham#alec scudder#jake blues#elwood blues#james wilby#hugh grant#rupert graves#john belushi#dan aykroyd
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Pride and Joy: Chapter 3
Here it is! Excerpt under the cut
#the blues brothers#blues brothers#elwood blues#jake blues#writers on tumblr#blues brothers fanfic#paj#kitty writes
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Ep 9: Murder Machine
Aaaaand now for the @trigun98watchparty, we get into what makes Trigun, Trigun. Come for the dumbassery, stay for the trauma.
Cue the entrance of Nicholas D. Wolfwood, wandering priest, and his gloriously bare chest.
--Vash can dish out the whining, but he can't sure take it. Milly is the champion, as the baby of the family. "Pay for our bus fare or I'll hate you! and btw can I have ice cream?"
--oh my lord, Meryl, you are so mean to that poor man. Punch count: 3; insult count: 2 - and then you and Milly steal his water.
--WW's Kansai accent is usually coded in English as Southern. It's probably a good thing the dub didn't tackle that, because it would have been distracting, but wouldn't WW with a Boston or a Chicago accent have been amazing? Come on, the Blues Brothers are right there! (hmmmm... there are an awful lot of similarities between Elwood and Wolfwood...)
--Ah, the portable confessional. Add another notch to the "items seen once and never again" tally.
--Boob shot!
--WW's cold read regarding Vash's empty eyes and hurting on the inside is less impressive when you consider that he has more information than he lets on.
--look at his stupid dress shoes, Tristamp nailed that shit, didn't they lol
--"Why doesn't anything nice ever follow you?" F*ck around and find out, Meryl
--"Did we just become best friends?" "Yep!"
--even the kid thinks you two are a couple of dipshits, seriously
--All of this worthlessness is what Tristamp was missing. Vash and WW have to have adventures where they shoot things, get into trouble, and insult one another. This is what's called "male bonding."
--This is one of the clearer looks we get at how the Plants do their Plant Thing. Push the button and a spider robot comes out. Um, okay. Guess that one was less useful than the Tuna Fish Plant or the Canned Salmon Plant.
--Why was it left behind again? Aren't Plants irreplaceable?
--Vash has a pretty good idea that WW's full of shit and takes a risk on him anyway. He knows how to force a hand.
--they're so cute as a team, aren't they lol
--And there's the second gun. don't ask about Knives' third gun lmao
--Milly gets to be best girl again. WW does take a shine to her right away, doesn't he. That, and he probably thinks it's amusing to make Vash and Meryl sit together. It's so third grade. (it's okay, Meryl, you can admit you don't mind that much)
In light of later events, it's interesting to note what parts of WW's cover story are true and which are fabricated. WW has been handed his orders from Chapel, so his encounter with Vash was no coincidence; WW has to case the joint before making a move. The girls helpfully confirm that WW has made contact, and he has to get Vash to trust him. Not too hard, though Vash isn't quite as naive about WW as he puts on. Everyone's got their act.
WW figures out quickly that Vash is a big softy, or maybe he has info; nevertheless, his generosity towards children (which Vash shares) isn't false. The part about the orphanage and protecting the kids is true, though the circumstances of WW's departure have nothing to do with money and everything to do with a hostage situation. WW's amazement at who he's going to be dealing with is also genuine; he knows Vash is legendary, but seeing Vash wipe out all the mechanical mooks while injured is next-level.
And, at the end of it all...
WW certainly didn't expect to like Vash as much as he ends up doing. (cue the conflict, and a zillion angsty fanfics.) That's going to make everything a lot more complicated.
#trigun#trigun 98#trigun 98 watch party#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#Day 9
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Ghostbusters Fanfiction Masterlist
*** REQUESTS ARE OPEN***
Note for requests: In addition to Ghostbusters, I also write for other characters played by the actors involved, namely Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. I will write for most any of their characters, but if I don't know the character well enough, it'll take me longer to write.
Note: All fics are rated Explicit (as per Ao3s rating system) unless otherwise noted
Egon Spengler
Not Jealous (one-shot)
Burning Fascination (complete, 11/11)
Masters of Sex (The Mood Slime Experiments) (complete, 5/5)
Untitled Older Egon (coming soon)
Ray Stantz
Somewhere to Belong (complete, 12/12)
Some Call It Love, I Call It Magic (Older Ray, complete, 12/12)
Love, Unleashed (Older Ray/Spirits Unleashed, complete, 2/2)
These Golden Years (Frozen Empire Fic, one-shot)
It Was Always You (Ray at Columbia/in progress)
Real Love (RGB Ray, in progress)
Untitled Ghost!Ray (in the works)
Untitled Older Ray (in the works)
Peter Venkman
He's Yours (Peter x Dana Barrett one-shot, SFW)
Various
Ghostbusters One-Shots and Drabbles (updated October 3)
Dan Aykroyd Characters
Elwood Blues/The Blues Brothers
That Special Somebody... (complete, 2/2)
Squeeze and Please (one-shot)
I Need You (Blues Brothers AU, complete, 13/13)
Anything For You (one-shot)
Untitled BB2000 (in the works)
The Thing I Need the Most (Jake Blues one-shot, in the works)
Misc.
Dan Aykroyd Characters One-Shot Collection (updated October 7)
We Keep Watch For Each Other (Ellis Fielding/Loose Cannons, complete)
When I Start Lovin' I Just Can't Stop (Mike Weber/Soul Man, complete, 11/11)
The Way You Love Is Good As Money (Roman Craig/The Great Outdoors, in progress)
Let It Only Ever Be Me (Fred Garvin/SNL, one-shot)
Some Things Are Meant To Be (Roy/Love At First Sight (1977) coming soon)
Loving the Alien (Beldar Conehead, coming soon)
Untilted Vic fanfic (Neighbors, in the works)
Untitled Darren "Mother" Roskow fic (Sneakers, in the works)
Untitled Joe Friday fic (Dragnet 1987, in the works)
Untitled John Burns fic (The Couch Trip, in the works)
Untitled Louis Winthorpe III fic (Trading Places, in the works)
Untitled Cliff Skridlow fic (Doctor Detroit, in the works)
Harold Ramis Characters
Someday Soon I'm Gonna Make Him Mine (Russell Ziskey, in progress)
Harold Ramis Characters One-Shot Collection (updated June 17)
Untitled Steven Buchner One-shot (Baby Boom, in the works)
Will update these as I go along! Anything that's underlined is a link!
KEY:
In progress = currently posting chapters
Coming soon = enough is written for me to nearly be ready to start posting
In the works = not enough written to start posting, but it is actively being worked on
#I've been really slow recently writing stuff but it's all getting there!#my writing#ghostbusters#ghostbusters fanfiction#egon spengler#ray stantz#peter venkman#winston zeddemore#egon spengler x reader#egon spengler x oc#harold ramis#dan aykroyd#the blues brothers#elwood blues
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Unwound
My Unwind Fanfic because why not?
Farrell
Well, frick, my life is over. That's What Farrell Coffey was thinking as he was riding in the back of the Juvie Car. The two Juvenile Authority officers came at night when he was sleeping and dragged him to their car, before anyone could tell him what was going on. But who was he kidding? No one needed to tell him what was going on. His parents had obviously signed an Unwind order.
This is it. He's going to be unwound. Why? Is it because he went out with his friends on weekend nights? No, they never did anything wrong, and he always came home before dinner. Is it because he got a bad call home from one of the teachers? No, he wasn't a troublemaker, and his grades were decent. Then what did he ever do to deserve this!?
You know what, it doesn't matter. What matters right now is escaping. But how? There are two Juvies in the front seats that remind him of Jake and Elwood from the blues brothers. "Jake" is glaring at him through the rear-view mirror with a scrutinizing stare, practically staring into his soul as "Elwood" drives. Farrell is definitely not going to be able to pull anything on these guys. Plus, they are driving on a road in the forest to the harvest camp, and the back passenger seat doors are locked from the outside, so there is absolutely no hope for him of escaping.
Or at least, that's what he thought.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a terrified looking girl about his age ran out of the woods, waving at the Juvies. They pulled over and Elwood got out of the car while Jake stayed in to watch Farrell.
The girl was sobbing uncontrollably as she spoke to the Juvies. "Officers!" She said through sobs "I-I lost my dog- a-a-and I was a-asking around- and a c-couple of men offered to help and-" This girl was talking really fast and shaking as the Juvies just stared at her in confusion and horror.
"-T-they were actually P-p-parts Pirates!" She continued "T-they took me away- a-and they kept me in an o-old shack over t-there!" She pointed in the direction that she was running from "P-please, they're still there- you have to help me!"
Jake got out of the car and turned to Elwood. "You go see if you can find that shack, I'll stay here and watch the kids." The girl hugged Elwood before he left, and then hugged Jake, crying on his shoulder. "Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!" The Juvie hugged the girl back and comforted her, his back facing the car and Farrell.
The girl made eye contact with Farrell over Jake's shoulder, and suddenly, she grinned broadly, her terrified demeanor suddenly shifting to one of pure amusement as she discretely slides a tranquilizer dart out of her sleeve and stuck it into Jake's back, knocking him out in only a few seconds.
Farrell can only watch on in shock as she pulled Jake's keys out of his back pocket and opened the left back passenger seat door and threw him inside and locked the door. She hopped in the driver's seat and started driving, turning onto a dirt road and driving down it to a shack, and Farrell realizes this is the same one the girl mentioned earlier. She parked the car behind the shack, got out, came around, dragged Jake's unconscious body out of the car, and gestured for Farrell to follow.
Farrell was not quick to trust this girl. Sure, she just saved his life. Sure, she's pretty. But as far as Farrell knows, she could be working for a Parts Pirate or something! That would NOT be good. But seeing no other options, he reluctantly followed her Into the shack.
#unwind dystology#unwind#unwholly#unsouled#undivided#unbound#unwound#unwind fanfic#unwind oc#My second fanfic in progress clap for me
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Muppethell: calls Nathan out just because Nathan writes Dan Aykroyd fanfiction, and acts like he/they can speak for Dan Aykroyd
Werebelushi: Muppet, sweetie I'd hate to tell you this but if you don't like his stories, then maybe just maybe they're not for the likes of you. Really? You think they read like porn, oh you poor deluded creature. sarcastically Yes, it is Nathan's fault Dan Aykroyd is so sexy and thicc. Also you have a thing for the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, okay, why? You do know that dude is supposed to be scary, right? Oh, you developed a fetish for him when you first saw the movie as a teen, huh? Well that exclaims that then. You always were fucked up. Also how cute, you think you can speak for Dan Aykroyd. Dan doesn't know who you are and even if he did, i'd be afraid of you if I was ihm, because if your Martin Short hyperfixation is enough to go byâŠyikes. I know you're the one who keeps trying to make MartinShortXSteveMartin a thing, they're married and straight for pete's sake, just because they work together doesn't make them gay. And also YOU called Nathan out and called him out on the Simp Central discord server when all Nathan did was be himself. sarcastically Oh noes, Nathan wrote fanfic about someone turning into the very same celebrity you like, horror of horrors. Oh Nathan should be so lucky that it reads like porn, as far as those fics go it doesn't go over PG-13 or R in terms of mature content so you know, Mel rarely does sex scenes or even nude scenes due to how self conscious she is. You would have a heart attack if you discovered Furaffinity, CYOC and Transformania Time exist. Oh yeah especially the latter, let's just say one that starts off as an elderly person turning younger and turning into a muscular demon only to turn into a sexy female demon goes full on Cronenberg meets HP Lovecraft where he/she turns into a writhing mess of body parts. Oh yes, and the horse dildo story in CYOC. Nathan doesn't deny his weirdness in the slightest, in fact he acknowledges it and is revered for it, heck up until you started bitching about him, the people on Simp Central loved him. Oh, your muturals should hear this, huh? What mutuals? Like what person would agree with your bullshit views? No one that's who. Trying to get the other server members to ditch Nathan didn't help your cause. Also fyi calling John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd's 'dead best friend', seriously? Way to undersell John and Dan's friendship, man-bitch. Also if your boyfriend likes you, your brother either has poor taste or he very much was drunk when he first started following you because I can't imagine anyone being attracted to you at all, also lastlyâŠuhh, hello, you left your fucking documentation about your headcanons on a public link that anyone could click on and edit, it's YOUR fault. Nathan just happened to click on it, but heyâŠI guess now everyone knows how you wanted to adapt new headcanon for the curator character from Alice Cooper's Welcome To My Nightmare. Speaking of which, I am going to make sure that you won't be sleeping for the rest of your life, call me Freddy, because i'm your nightmare on elm street. Fyi, it's just fiction, dude. I am not impersonating Belushi nor do I claim I am him, I am not using his likeness and name for illegal use, it is not like I am making NFTs with Blues Brothers sunglassess or anything. Anyone can dress as Jake or Elwood, it's not a complicated look to pull off, anyone can wear a suit and tie. Besides, multiple Dan Aykroyds going around sounds like fun. I like the idea of being Dan or his characters, except if it's Vic FrohmeyerâŠI hate that guy. If I was the admin of that server I would have kicked you off instead.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blues Brothers (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Elwood Blues, Jake Blues Summary: Jake's funeral is coming fast, so Elwood copes in the only way he sees fit: by getting wasted in a shitty motel room.
this is what yall get for letting me write while in a depressive state
#the blues brothers#elwood blues#jake blues#fanfic#archive of our own#depending on how i feel in the morning i might delete this because its very ranty and all over the place
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by stefonzolesky
âYou wanna be the Blues Brothers?â Jake asks. âWeâll be the fuckinâ Blues Brothers. Cut all the âwoe is meâ bullshit.â
Words: 3265, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Blues Brothers (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Elwood Blues, Jake Blues
Additional Tags: Trans Male Character, elwood is having a bad time half the time, Coming Out, we love a healthy sibling relationship, period typical stuff, The whole works, i'm just flexing my character muscle on these guys rn
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Youâre doing amazing sweetie Part 1 & Finals Finale Part 2 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x student!reader)
Funfetti Lingerie (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Time to Dance & Tomorrow Never Came (inspired by Jake Gyllenhaal in the Time to Dance music video)
Christmas edition: Extraordinary Merry Christmas Part 1 (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader) & EMC Part 2 (vanilla smut between Tom Holland x reader)
Come Sail Away (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
La Paura Del Buio (smut between Italy!Jake x reader)
To Be So Lonely (smut between Joe Baylor x reader)
To Be So Lonely Part 2 (smut between Joe Baylor x reader)
Red Velvet (smut between sub!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Oh So Charming (smut between doctor!Jamie Randall x reader)
Let It Ring (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Look In The Mirror (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader)
Aquamarine, Oceanâs Blue (smut between Paris!Jake x reader)
Set Fire to The Rain (smut between Danny Sharp x reader)
Blue Velvet (smut between Morf Vandewalt x reader)
Distraction (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Mamma Mia (smut between Italy!Jake x reader)
Tu es Jolie (smut between Davis Mitchell x reader)
Through the Afternoon (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake x Plus size!reader)
Break Room (smut between Danny Sharp x reader)
Shadow Speaking (smut between vampire!Jake x reader)
Fade (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Works Like a Charm (smut between Jerry Brinson x reader)
Snowed In (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader)
Cherish (smut between Chocolatier!Jake x reader)
Cherish Part 2 (smut between Chocolatier!Jake x reader)
Leg Lock (smut between Elwood Dalton x reader)
Un pari Ă Paris (smut between Sugar Daddy!Jake x reader)
Something to Rely On (fluff between Detective Loki x reader)Â
Very Trainable (smut between Jamie Randall x reader)Â
Bubble Gum (smut between Danny Sharp x reader)Â
Pillow Talk (fluff between Davis Mitchell x reader)Â
Come On, Barbie! Letâs Go Party! (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)Â
Donât Let the Grinch Steal Christmas (smut between Tommy Cahill x reader)Â
Chokehold (smut between sub!Elwood Dalton x reader)
Fortune Cookie (smut between Detective Loki x reader)
Count it Down (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Freak Like Me (smut between Elwood Dalton x Plus size!reader)
Weâre Not Cowboys (comfort/fluff between Danny Sharp x reader)Â
Northern Lights (fluff between Detective Loki x reader)
And Live From New York Itâs... Sunday Morning (fluff & smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Alibi (angst & smut between Rusty Sabich x reader)
What Goes Around Comes Around (fluffy, angst & smut between Barbara Sabich x Rusty Sabich x reader)
What Does Around Comes Around Part 2 (angst & smut between Barbara Sabich x Rusty Sabich x reader)Â
Fireworks (smut between John Kinley x reader)
Fetish (smut between Rusty Sabich x reader)Â
Bodies In The Sand (fluff & smut between Elwood Dalton x reader)*** Newest fic
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The risqué subway (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Happy little accident, part 1 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Happy little accident, part 2 (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Where do you think youâre going? (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
The dining table (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Clair de lune (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
High Horse (angst between Quentin Beck x reader)
Lush (smut between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
Cell Block Tango (smut between Detective Loki x reader)Â
Stand in the sun (fluff between Jake Gyllenhaal x reader)
HEADCANONS đ
Boyfriend!Jake headcanons
Best Friend!Jake headcanons part 1, part 2, part 3 and part 4 (different storyline)
Dad!Jake headcanons: Build a Bear & Part 2.
Leo Gyllenhaal (reader and Jakeâs dog) & Part 2
Valentineâs Day with Jake headcanons
Fratboy!Jake headcanons
Hickeys headcanons for Jake
Elwood Dalton and Plus size!reader headcanons
MISC đ
Your camera roll if Jake Gyllenhaal was your boyfriendÂ
Jake helping you when you have your period Part 1 & Part 2 & Part 3
Spin the wheel drabbles: Anthony Swofford & Tommy Cahill & John Kinley & Elwood Dalton)
Gyllenholland one shot: Movie Matinée.
Gyllenholland x Reader one shot: Adore you (Birthday boy!Jake, MFM threesome).
You Wonât Play, Youâre No Fun (smut between Chris Evans x reader)Â
A Midsummer Nightâs Dream (smut between Tom Hiddleston x reader)
KINKMAS 2020 (prompt list) đ
Vanilla Sex with Tom Holland
Edging with Jamie Randall
Breeding Kink with Tom Holland
Degradation & Public Sex with (rapper!)Jake Gyllenhaal
Blow job & Praise Kink with (frat!)Tom Holland
Cockwarming with (Mob!)Jake Gyllenhaal
Thigh Humping & Praise Kink with Tom Holland
Thigh Humping with Quentin Beck
Public Sex with (rapper!)Jake Gyllenhaal
Degradation Kink & Boob job with Tom Holland
Breeding Kink with Jake Gyllenhaal
Kinkmas tag
KINKMAS 2021 (introduction) đ
Day 1: Cum play & Aftercare with Sub!Jake
Day 2: Titty fuck with Sugar Daddy!Jake
Day 3: Public sex & Cockwarming with Fratboy!Jake
about me đ
Laurie, she/her, 26 years-old, Virgo
Bisexual & Biromantic
French speaking Canadian
AO3 (tbd)
images credits đ
Icon by me @/gyllenhaalstoriesÂ
Header graphic by me @/gyllenhaalstories
Top photo by me @/gyllenhaalstories
Fall divider by @/saradika-graphics
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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @lulusplaycorner, @psychokinetic-ectoplasm
warnings: swearing
Elwood didnât question a lot of things. He didnât question it when I showed up on his doorstep in tears. He didnât question it when I changed into a pair of his sweatpants and one of his shirts. He didnât question it when I put on one of my comfort movies and crawled into his bed, pulling his arms tight around me as we laid there and watched. Whenever I would shudder through a breath or try to hold back a fresh wave of tears, heâd kiss my head and hold me a little tighter.
âIâm here.â He whispered during a lull in the movie, burying his face in the back of my neck. âYou have me.â
âI justâŠâ I started. Elwood slid his hand under my shirt and rubbed circles onto my skin. He pressed a kiss to my neck.
âI know.â He said. âI know.â Another kiss as he pulled me on top of him, switching places with me so I could lay on his chest. His hold stayed tight. Elwood didnât move as I fell asleep, just calling Jake to come change the movie. When I woke up, Elwood didnât say anything. He just offered a piggyback ride to the kitchen. I held on tight as he gently bounced me to try to make me laugh. I giggled quietly as I put my head in his neck. Elwood set me on the counter and grabbed the supplies to make me dinner.
âdidnât realize you could cook.â I teased. Elwood paused, looking at me softly before smirking.
ârarely give me the chance to sweetheart.â He teased back, squeezing my knee as he passed by. âJake left on a date. Didnât even bother telling me her name this time so I expect heâll be back tomorrow morning.â
âor tonight depending on how well the dinner goes.â I said. Elwood nodded. âRemember when that one girl dumped wine on him and gave him a wedgie?â Elwood snickered.
âI had to pick him up. Didnât you take a picture of that?â He asked, smiling softly at me. I nodded.
âitâs somewhere.â I shrugged.
âyou know you can tell me. I wonât ever tell Jake where it is.â Elwood said, glancing at me as he put dinner on the stove.
âsure. And one night when youâre both drunk, youâll tell him.â I said. Elwood looked at me confused. âApparently Jake knows about the night you had the bestâŠâ Elwood went pale and gulped.
âHe what now?â He asked. I laughed.
âJake knows about the best sex of your life el.â I said. âHe remembered the next day. You went out. He asked me about it. I asked him where he heard about it. Jake said you were drunker than a skunk and waxing poetic about that night before turning into a romantic sap about me.â
âwell shit.â Elwood muttered. He rubbed the back of his neck. âI didnât even know Iâd done that. You gotta believe me.â He came over and put his hands on my hips. I cupped his face and kissed him softly.
âyouâre forgiven. But only because when you turned romantic, you apparently called me some really nice things.â Elwood blushed as I rubbed my thumb over his sideburns. Biting his lip, Elwood stared at me.
âand I bet all of them are true. Even if I donât remember what I said.â He breathed out. I smiled softly at him before kissing him again. Elwood tried to deepen the kiss but the smell of something burning made him pull away. âShit!â He yelled as he grabbed the pan and dumped it in the sink. âWell fuck. Guess thatâs ruined.â
âorder a pizza?â I asked. Elwood nodded and turned towards the phone. He didnât question a lot of things. He didnât question when I had stopped crying. He didnât question when I had stopped clinging to him. He didnât question how easily we fell into domestic life. He didnât question the ring in his pocket that he would pull out over dinner. And he never questioned if my answer would be anything but yes.
#Elwood blues#elwood blues x reader#Elwood blues fanfic#Elwood blues fanfiction#Elwood blues imagine#Dan aykroyd#dan aykroyd x reader#Dan aykroyd fanfic#Dan aykroyd fanfiction#Dan aykroyd imagine
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âIâm glad we both have found back to you.â
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Preamble: Sooo... our BluesBrothers Discord Server made me do it. I wrote my first very own fanfic. đ It has gotten a lot longer than I intended it to be, so please bear with me, if thereâs not too much going on in part 1 but part 2 will follow asap :)
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Alan Rubin x fem!Reader (chapter one)
Word Count: 2.060
Fandom: Blues Brothers
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Blues Brothers characters or movies.
Warnings: none
The story takes place before the movie and before Jake went to jail for sticking up a gas station.
It was one of those afternoons Kelsey spent at the Soul Food Cafe at West Maxwell Street. She was sitting at her âregularâ table at the window, sipping a cup of coffee and listening to those beautiful tunes from John Lee Hooker and a few other musicians who were performing outside in the streets. Occasionally she took a look at the opened book in her lap but couldnât seem to focus on anything she read. If only he would stop staring.
Across the room 2 guys were seated dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants, black suit and tie, black hat, black boots, they even wore their dark sunglasses inside. Kelsey wondered if she had seen them before, surely they must have caught her eye. In any case one thing was certain. The taller one was permanently watching her. Although he was wearing his glasses she could feel his eyes on her and it annoyed the young woman to no end. She usually came her after work to relax and calm down but being watched certainly didnât make that any easy. From the corner of her eye she saw the tall one getting up and walking over to her table. âHiya, how are you doing? Iâve seen your face a couple of times before.â Slowly the girl turned her head from looking out the window to the man who, without asking, took the seat at the other side of the table. âErr⊠Hi, thanks Iâm⊠doinâ good?â Was that a question? Get a grip girl âI spend quite a few afternoons here, thatâs right. What about you?â As the man spoke the blonde girl took a closer look at him. He was actually kinda cute, well, from what you could see under all those black accessories. âSame here. Me and my brother play in a bandâ, he said as he pointed to the shorter guy who still sat at their table but gave Kelsey a small nod. âThe two guys in the kitchen are also in our band, they work here for some side cash.â She chuckled âSounds like your band isnât in great demand then.â He gave her back a little smile âYou know some times are easier and some are tougher on us. It ainât easy out there. But perhaps youâve heard of usâŠ? The Blues Brothers?â The girl shrugged her shoulders. âWell, one more reason to come by when weâre playing our next gig. This Saturday weâre at theâŠâ He got interrupted by his brother, who was standing in the door, followed by a slightly pale, thin man with long, blonde and fluffy hair and a dark skinned, very muscular guy in a tight shirt. âYou comin El?â âYeah s-sure!â He assured the three men then turned back his attention to Kelsey. âListen I gotta go, weâre on our way to rehearsal. Can I meet you again sometime? How about tomorrow, same time, same table?â And before Kelsey could agree or disagree the strange dressed man was dragged on his collar and out of the cafe by his brother.
âJake we werenât finished you know?â His brother sighed âI love you Elwood but youâve been working up the courage to talk to that girl for what feels like weeks now. Thought youâd speed it up just a little once you finally did make a move.â Elwood looked shyly to the side âYeah.. itâs just, you know Iâm looking for something serious, that takes some time.â âI do. And I do want you to be happy. But I donât wanna be late for rehearsal, everyone will blame me again, when it clearly was your fault.â Jake joked and gave his brother a soft bump with his elbow. The next day Kelsey left work, as she checked the time she still felt unsure about what to do. Usually she would go to the cafe but then again there could be that guy waiting for her. Was he even coming? Kelsey never agreed on meeting him again though. Did she even want to meet him again? He definitely was cute and I barely know any people in this city beside my coworkers, so why not? And so she found herself sitting at âherâ table again, waiting for the man in his suit to show up. When the doorbell of the cozy dine up rang she was torn from her thoughts but greeted with a friendly smile by him. âI wasnât even sure youâd come but here you are, Iâm so glad.â, the handsome man spoke as he took a seat. âMy nameâs Elwood by the way.â âHi, Iâm Kelsey. Yeah you got torn away rather quickly yesterday.â âSorry for that, today Iâm all yours. We only rehearse on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. So.. you enjoy music?â âOh absolutely. I adore jazz and blues and cannot do much with todayâs music to be honest. I donât know anyone who feels the same so this feels like my sanctuary. Did you grow up in Chicagoâ And so Elwood told Kelsey about the St. Helen orphanage where he and Jake grew up, how they became interested in music and founded the band. And Kelsey told him how she was raised in NewYork and only moved to Chicago a couple of weeks ago since she needed to leave NY and her past behind, to make a fresh start.
A couple of days later Elwood and Kelsey met for their 2nd date. They agreed on Kelsey picking him up right after rehearsal and theyâd go out for dinner. Fortunately there was enough time for her to go back home after work and before her date. She took a shower and made sure to take extra care of her blonde, curly hair. Typical. When it matters those curls do what they want. She decided on her favourite dress, a black sleeved gown with golden ornaments, tied around her waist with a cute matching belt, ending just above her knee and a pair of black laced boots. Kelsey rarely felt self-confident. Over the years she did realise that she was pretty but her figure always made her feel unsexy. She wasnât much overweighted but simply curvy, with a wider hip and some bigger thighs and butt. That dress though made her feel pretty, so she was satisfied with her look in the end as she left the house with a few butterflies in her stomach.
The young woman took a glance at the note the musician gave her and looked rather insecure at the building in front of her. No doubt this was the address Elwood had written down for her but this looked nothing like a place for rehearsal. Well, how does Bo Diddley state so well in one of my faves songs âCanât judge a book by itâs coverâ She started humming the tune as she entered the old, abandoned-looking building. Not having a clue in which room the band was practising she simply followed the sound of music and as she got closer and the sound become clearer she could identify the song. It was âGreen Onionsâ by Booker T and MGs. Wow. She hadnât heard that one for ages but she instantly started to feel the vibe. When she finally found the boys, their rehearsal had already came to an end. What a shame, Iâd love to listen to some more songs, they sound quite talented. âKelsey! There you are!â Elwood yelled from the other side of the room, raising one arm. The girl felt uneasy being on display but as she let her gaze wander through the room she noticed that aside from Elwood, Jake and one of the man she had seen in the cafe before no one else as giving her great attention. Most of the band members were busy with their instruments, they were either cleaning or doing some maintenance work on it. Elwood took a few big steps to catch up with the blonde girl âHi, glad to see you!â He seemed to be pure excited for her to meet the guys. âCâmon Iâd like you meet the rest of the band. You know, they became like family to me. Hope you like âem too. I know you will!â he said eagerly. âSo you already know Jake of course and I believe you have met Blue Lou and Matt before.â âYeah I have, nice to see you again.â Kelsey stammered. Wouldnât say I âmetâ them but rather took a short glance at them. âSure, we know yaâ, a regular at our diner. 2nd table at the windowâŠâ Matt started âA chopped cheese and one big white coffee.â Lou finished for him. Yeah okay thatâs crazy. The girl laughed nervously âHaha, alright, you scare me! Think I might order something different next time.â She then got introduced to Tom Bones at trombone, Donald Dunn at bass guitar, Murphy at keyboards, Steve at lead guitar and Willie at drums. One man was left, he was standing with his back to Elwood and Kelsey and seemed incredibly deepened in whatever he was doing, looked like the zipper of his instrument case was stuck. They approached him when Elwood continued âAnd last but not least of course we have Mr. FabulousâŠâ The man quickly turned around as he heard his nickname when not only his jaw dropped a few inches. âAlan?â âChrist Almighty! Is that the McAllister girl? I didnât know you where in Chicago!â âWell right back at you!â Kelsey grinned. âYou.. two know each other?â Elwood asked confused. âYeah, Alan was my trumpet teacher back in NY.â âOh didnât you tell me you had just started learning since you moved here?â âErr.. right, I.. err.. quit and picked up playing againâ, Kelsey stumbled somewhat embarrassed. She felt strangely awkward admitting that she had quit at some point in front of Alan. She swore she could see some disappointment in the trumpeterâs eyes or perhaps it was the disappointment in herself. âWell if you need a brush-up Iâd be glad to help.â Alan smiled. âReally?â, Kelsey bursted out and tried not sounding too excited as she went on. âI sure would appreciate that.â âHow are Mr. and Mrs. McAllister doing?â That question caused a sudden change of the girlâs mood, Alan could read her facial expression immediately. âHow about we catch up over coffee sometime? Guess you might be pretty interested how I ended up with these lunatics!â He laughed and gave Elwood a little flick against the brim of his hat. She gave him a little smile when Elwood grabbed her hand âShall we?â Before neither one of them could say anything, he twisted her around, leading her to the door. âHe really has a talent to kill the mood, hasnât he?â Elwood joked. âNah, everythingâs alrightâ, she assured the handsome man at her side but turned around to meet Alanâs gaze who was looking after her.
The trumpeter closed the door and threw his keys at the table, letting his instrument bag slide off his shoulder onto the sofa. He then grabbed a bottle of beer, a cloth and the tube of polishing creme from the drawer, unpacking his horn. He couldnât believe he stumbled into her today. It had been ages. Back in NY her parents had hired him as her trumpet teacher. That was over 10 years ago, she was only 14 back then. A teenager. Not the kind of girl that stood out in the crowd to be honest but that girl today, that woman - looked nothing like the teenager from NY. She really had grown into a looker. He remembered how she used to straighten her hair when she was younger, what a shame after seeing those beautiful blonde curls today, she looked like an angel. That dress perfectly hugged her curves and loosening it up with those black boots suited her a lot. He couldnât stop thinking about her, that smile simply didnât want to disappear from his inner eye. We was torn out of this thoughts when heâd realised he almost put the entire tube of polishing creme on the cloth - and into his lap. He sighed in annoyance and went to the kitchen to clean himself up. After getting rid of the mess, he made a couple of sandwiches and slumped in front of the telly⊠with a certain young woman on his mind.
chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
#blues brothers#blues brothers fandom#Alan Rubin x fem!Reader#Mr.Fabulous#fanfiction#blues brothers fanfiction
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A Ship Tag Thing!
I was tagged by @captainjowl and I do not know how well Iâll do with this because Iâm not sure what Iâm doing with the whole shipping malarky but I will try!
List ten ships and then answer some Qs:
1. Ian/Mickey (Shameless)
2. Marcus/Esca (The Eagle)
3. Amy/Jake (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
4. Jack/Anne/Max (Black Sails)
5. Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
6. 007/Q (Donât judge me this is my latest random fic-sand, I do not know what happened, I just woke up one day hankering for some 00Q) (Seriously I do not know why.)
7. Sophie/Howl (Howlâs Moving Castle)
8. Jake & Elwood (The Blues Brothers)
9. Troy & Abed (in the morning)
10. Moss & Roy & Jen (The IT Crowd)
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?
HAH like sometime last week? I donât know. I think, maybe, because they were talking about Ben Whishaw on The Bechdel Cast and I was thinking about all the films Iâve seen him in and what an interesting career heâs had, and then I was like Bond? Then I rented Goldeneye on YT and realised it probably wasnât as good as I remembered and then I started reading fic, rather than look up Skyfall and potentially be disappointed by it maybe also not being as much fun as I remember it. People are quite cross about Spectre, and I love it. Sometimes I think I love a cross fandom more than I love a good canon.
2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?
Yes. Quite.
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?
No... I have a screenshot of a Black Sails opening titles skeleton/statue on my personal computers, and a fan drawing of Flint on my phone. So, close but no cigar.Â
4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
I would think it very silly and not expect it to last.
5. Why is 1 so important?
Can I copy/paste my fic into this answer? : 3
6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Very serious! Troy has the most consistent, interesting, subtle and well-developed arc in Community and his friendship with Abed is at the centre of it.Â
7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
I probably have to say Ian and Mickey here, donât I?
8. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?
Jake & Amy, because B99 is so invested in them communicating and solving their issues. But with notable exception for 00Q, theyâve all got some intensely strong bonds (pun not intended? Was that even a pun?).
9. How many times have you read/watched the 10âs fandom?
I mean, IT Crowd is about this friendship and I have watched IT Crowd many many times, so... many many times?
10. Which ship has lasted the longest?
Lasted longest for them, or lasted longest for me? I was interested in Jake & Elwoodâs dynamic loooong before shipping even was in my vocabulary, probably before we even had dial-up internet in my house. But in canon, probably also Jake & Elwood! I feel like I should explain this pick a little? When I was a kid, I loved The Blues Brothers (still do) and I didnât realise that Jake & Elwood werenât biological brothers until I was in high school and bought a sort of scrapbook with production design from the film. My headcanon is that theyâve naturally come to label their relationship as âbrothersâ, because itâs the easiest way to explain what they mean to each other. Theyâre family, theyâve been each otherâs constant since childhood. Jake tries to have relationships with other people, but heâs rubbish at it. But heâs good at being Elwoodâs brother. Elwood is seemingly not interested in finding anyone else with whom to spend his life.Â
(Tiny confession. I originally wrote Sirius/Remus for no 5 and just now realised that Iâd probably have more to say about Aziraphale & Crowley (since my interest in Sirius/Remus is entirely fic based) and this probably means that theyâve got Jake & Elwood beat by a few thousand years?)
11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?
I donât remember much of Spectre, but I donât think they even flirted as much as fic will have you think. Long live fic!
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?
Hahahahahaha Marcus and Esca. Jake and Elwood would not last long.
13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
Only from themselves/each other.
14. Is 4 still together?
Going strong! <3
15. Is 10 canon?
Yes : ) Friendship!
16. If all 10 ships were put into a coupleâs Hunger Games, which couple would win?
I might have to say Crowley & Aziraphale considering them being not mortal and whatnot.Â
17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5âs ship?
Both heaven and hell. (And if I still had Sirius/Remus as no 5, my answer would be the author.)
18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?
I donât know, defend? Ian and Mickey have certainly needed to be defended, but even they are married now. Mostly I think Iâve got a list of strong partnerships that donât really need much defending. (Besides 00Q, is my embarrassed protesting a bit defensive? Possibly.)
19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3âs tumblr page?
No. Rare case of canon is enough. Also, I donât normally stray from my own dashboard on tumblr, so I do not know what that life is like, going through someoneâs âtumblr pageâ. Is that like searching the tag?
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else sheâd break them all forever, which ship would you sink?
00Q because I still donât know why I put them on my list, other than to have you laugh at my reading habits.Â
This was fun, ta for tagging me! I tag @wideblueskies @the-rat-wins @grumblesandmumbles @beckyharvey29 @damnnmilkovich and anyone else who wants to do it!
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I was tagged by @sweeter-than-cynicism *dankeschön* so much :)
(RULES - Tag nine people you want to get to know better. have a pleasant lunchbreak)
Relationship status â always holmes and watson, forever john and sherlock. (I simply don't have time for any other ships â have you seen my still-to-read-list?)
Lipstick or Chapstick - neither. but i love red lips. âit [just isnât] working for me...â * awkward smiling *
Last next concert I'm going to miss, because the man has an operation that day and has to be tended to (he's good at man-suffering) - warpaint in frankfurt :(
Last Movie I Watched - âLEGO movieâ... it was kids-choice movie-night and way more funny than i expected.
Top 3 Characters - ronja rÀubertochter, elwood blues, arthur shappey
Top Three Ships Sherlock episodes - hlv for the drama, asib for the whispering, thob for the paramount detective aesthetics
and, you know, to âknow [me] betterâ i'll add a âseven things i loveâ (in no specific order)(and not complete at all):
* beautifully read podfics (like: gyzyms âHistory, Repeating Itselfâ read to perfection by speccygeekgrrl: #au in which sherlock reads acd, moriarty is mihailov, lestrade gets his drinks at âthe yardâ, and irene is awesome. âHe read the Holmes books the first year, during the terrible six weeks when Mihailov was in trial and we were riding the terror that heâd go free. That was agony, him realizing every weird goddamn connection. Iâd already made my peace with it - I mean, really, even Lestrade - but he would wake me up in the middle of the night, wigging out. âWatson,â heâd say, âIrene is in these books,â and Iâd have to reach up and kiss him quiet, bring him to relaxation with the crickets keeping time outside.â)
* wonderfully written (sherlock) fanfics (like: âthe Paradox suiteâ by wonderful wonderful wordstrings: âSherlockâs mouth twists like Johnâs just struck him across those unnaturally fine cheekbones, and he wrenches his face into Johnâs thin cotton shirt. For a while, longer than John would ever have expected, he seems simply to be using it as a tool against hyperventilation. But then he is kissing Johnâs belly through the fabric. Not long, after that happens, before the shirt is rucked up and Johnâs fly is down and his slim stomach is wet with saliva and there are hands on his thighs and none of that is very surprising. But what went before it wasâŠsea monsters and dragons flying over London and straw spun to gold and flying carsâ)
* pommes mit mayo
* my camera (which, conveniently, is also my player, my reader, my tumblr, my phoneâŠ)
* my pretty three-hole cherry doc martens:
* lying on the floor and listening to music full blast (âdonât forget to dislodge dog to dog house!â)
* the word âsufficeâ. very satisfying. suffice suffice suffice
* afternoon gin tonics
now, that are eight so why not make it nine:
* mr. finnemore, aka âhe who makes me laughâ
âdo you come from the battle?â âay, directlyâ âwhat news?â âsome terrible terrible news. almost all really bad.â [âŠ] âalmost all?â ârichard duke of york is slain!â âno!â âay! he died a manâs deathâŠâ [âŠ] âbut, you said not all bad news.â âoh, no, thereâs one good thing!â âay?â âsome of the lads were working it out on the way back. we think this is making it much easier to remember the colours of the rainbow.â âthe colours of the rainbow?â âay. you see: Richard Of York Gave Battle In VainâŠâ âit makes my heart sick to hear of itâŠâ âmine too! but listen though: Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain - Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet!â â[âŠ] neat!â *
(*john finnemoreâs souvenir programmâ 1/2016, transcribed by: me (nowhere near fluent in englishâŠ))
you're welcome. i tag everyone, their dog, and @simpleanddestructivechemistry @alexaprilgarden @girlwhowearsglasses @thebeesteas @sincerely-chaos if youâll need some lunchbreak distraction?
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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @lulusplaycorner, @psychokinetic-ectoplasm
warnings: swearing, Jake is a bit of an ass, Elwood is objectified and sexualized
AN: thanks @illiana-mystery for helping me get this idea and letting me go on and on when it wouldnât leave my head. Ur the best! â€ïž
âElwood! Come on!â I called. I leaned against the wall as I waited for him. Weâd decided it would be fun to pick each others costumes this year. I had taken one of Elwoodâs suits since he wanted me to dress like him. Jake had been in and out of my apartment all day, glancing at me each time.
âgive me a minute!â He called back. âYou didnât pick the easiest costume for me to wear.â I rolled my eyes and headed into the kitchen. Jake was raiding my fridge.
âany ideaâŠâ Jake asked, looking up at me.
âhow long heâll be? No. Heâs apparently having issues putting on the costume.â I shook my head.
âstill weird to see you in his suit.â Jake muttered, grabbing a coke and closing the door with a small bang. I shrugged. âWhat did you get him to wear again anyway?â
âuh wellâŠâ I laughed. âYou know those magazines youâre fond of?â Jake had the decency to turn a little pink. âWell letâs just say Elwood is fond of them too. So itâs a little pay back on my part.â Jake snorted as he took a drink. âAlso beat him to the punch. He couldnât ask me to wear it since I asked him first.â
âoh this is gonna be good.â Jake laughed. I nodded and looked back as I heard the door open.
âitâs showtime.â I whispered, making Jake laugh again.
â(Y/N)?â Elwood called. I smiled and turned in my chair.
âin the kitchen with Jake!â I called back. There was a noise of complaint and I bit my lip as Jake snickered. âCome on Elwood! Weâve waited long enough! Get on with it!â I heard shuffling as Elwood came down the hall.
âI donât know why I let you talk me into this.â He muttered as he came into the room. Jake sputtered on his coke, hand pressed to his mouth as I smiled over at Elwood. âOh hell no!â Elwood groaned, pointing at Jake. âNo. Nope. Not happening. Iâm changing.â
âel!â I called as he turned to leave. âCome on! Please! You promised me!â I grabbed his hand and watched his bare shoulders move as he breathed deeply to calm himself. âPlease. Jake will behave. Right Jake?â
âyeah. Yeah. Whatever they say.â Jake said, wiping his tie with a napkin. âYou damn bunny.â
âJake!â I cried, holding fast to Elwoodâs hand. âGet the fuck out of my apartment if you canât behave yourself!â I motioned with my other hand and Jake stuck his tongue out at me.
âyou ass!â Elwood shot at him. Jake flipped him off. â(Y/N).â He whined as he pulled me into my living room. âWhyâd you pick this?â My hands hovered over the black satin bodysuit. Elwood frowned at me as I adjusted the chest. Elwood watched me carefully as I smoothed it out. He grabbed at the crotch and pulled it, adjusting it and making my cheeks heat up as his dick pressed against the fabric. âHad to take off my underwear.â He muttered.
âElwood.â I whimpered as he noticed where my eyes were at. He smirked at me and I smacked his chest. âAss.â
âso are you.â He shot back as he pressed my hand against his chest, letting my fingers curl into the costume and brush against his chest hair.
âel, please. Just for tonight. Be my personal bunny.â I whispered. He sighed and nodded. âIâm not wearing the ears though.â I smiled at him as I leaned in to kiss him. Elwood sighed through his nose and pulled back with a shake of his head. âDammit. You minx. Fine but the tail and the bow tie stay here.â I kissed him again and squeezed his sides.
âthank you Elwood.â I said softly. âI promise Iâll keep Jake preoccupied tonight. Or Iâll have someone else do it.â Elwood waved his hand at me before sliding his hands down to my ass.
âyeah yeah yeah.â He muttered as he squeezed. âLong as Iâm getting some tonight I donât care.â I laughed and kissed him deeply.
âoh you are definitely getting some tonight. That is guaranteed.â I promised, sealing it with a kiss.
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